Northwestern Basketball Finally Relevant Enough to Disappoint

The Northwestern Menā€™s Basketball Team is turning heads recently after a run of strong performances. The team travelled to Columbus yesterday where they won a hard-fought battle against a strong Ohio State squad for their fourth Big Ten win in a row. But the teamā€™s impressive display has members of the Northwestern community worried about the teamā€™s increasing relevance.

ā€œThis isnā€™t what weā€™ve come to expect from the team. Iā€™m really not sure how to explain itā€, said head coach Chris Collins, visibly perplexed by the teamā€™s current record of 16-4. ā€œWeā€™re supposed to be the team that can hang around with the best of the best, but when it comes down to it, weā€™ll let it slip.ā€

Players on the team seem to share coach Collinsā€™ sentiments. Junior guard Bryant McIntosh said, ā€œAgainst Iowa, we were doing things that top teams do. But weā€™re Northwestern. Weā€™re not a top team; weā€™re just average, so whatā€™s happening is just plain weird for us.ā€

Thereā€™s been a lot of speculation that 2017 will finally be the year that the Wildcats receive an invitation to the NCAA Tournament, especially given Ken Pomeroyā€™s favorable rankings over the past couple weeks, and a lot of students have expressed distress at the teamā€™s growing prominence. ā€œMan, I can barely keep track of all the players when watching football games, and now you expect me to learn everything about a team Iā€™ve never cared about?ā€, said Nate Peters, WCAS ā€˜19.

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