Elizabeth Warren Releases DNA Test Revealing She Is 1/64 Golden State Killer

On Sunday, Oct. 21, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) revealed in a second DNA test she is 1/64 Golden State Killer. Reports from the company 23andMe say that there is ā€œstrong evidenceā€ that Warren is a very, very distant relative of the infamous mass murderer.

On the discovery, an aide to the Warren campaign said, ā€œWeā€™d like to make it perfectly clear: Elizabeth Warren is NOT a killer. The only thing killer about her is her killer ā€˜bod.ā€

In a recent press release of his own, the Golden State Killer has tried to separate himself from the ā€œsocialist libtardā€ and says that heā€™d prefer to be judged on his own record.

Despite her newfound heritage, some critics think it would be culturally insensitive if Warren decided to commit 13 murders, more than 50 rapes, and over 100 burglaries.

Speculation has also arisen on how this revelation will impact her chances at a possible presidential run.

ā€œIf Warren really wants to be president in 2020, she should capitalize on her genetic ties and focus on the serial rapist part. I mean, thatā€™s how weā€™re picking presidents these days,ā€ political strategist Bill Chowder said.

For now, the senator insists she would rather focus on eliminating income inequality, fighting corruption on Capitol Hill, and not being a murderer.

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