Industry insiders speculate that Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is being considered to play the lead role.
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Melania could not be reached for comment, as she was busy staring out a White House window, her hand pressed against the cold glass, thinking of the days when she was a young girl and had nothing, and how much she took those days for granted.
They’ve only managed to make coffee related businesses, because college students were having problems getting coffee somehow.
BASICS also disclosed 87% of people who Juul will tell you about it immediately.
“Gosh darn” thought WCAS Junior Alberto Munez, as he realized he hadn’t been paying attention to his psychology professors lecture for the past 10 minutes as he pondered his own lonely, miserable existence.
“Mom made the cranberry pie almost as well as Grandma used to, so by next year it won’t even be noticeable.”
Really Samantha? You chose to stoop that high? Have some decency… but not enough decency to do that.
Vestie and the rest of the faculty are currently working on a whole-brain engineered solution to the fact that a large portion of Northwestern students are not capable of healthy social interaction.
The international community has been bewildered, with multiple UN representatives expressing disbelief over the historically peaceful Middle-Eastern nation suddenly cracking down on freedom of the press.
“As time went on, the constant drunkenness and mild-homoeroticism really made me feel comfortable.”