Geology Major Just a Little Too into Eating Rocks
“Geology is my passion. I want to live, breathe and eat geology for the rest of my life.”
Author Archives: Gabe Schmittlein
Librarian Judging You as You Miss WildCard Scanner
“Any more than a couple swipes and I immediately value you less as a human being. I’m kind’ve ruthless.”
Frat to Celebrate MLK Day by Watching The Office’s Basketball Episode
“The episode is a brilliant commentary on the dangerous consequences of stereotyping. Not all black people are good at basketball, not all fat people suck at basketball, and women are sometimes okay at basketball too.”
Fraternity to Haze with Aggressive Emotional Support
“It’s more devastating than taking shots till we puke.”
Northwestern Secondary to Dress Up as Good Secondary for Halloween
“It sucks when you’re the unit holding the team back. Halloween is the one day of the year when anybody can be anything – dreams can come true.”