“My friends used to ‘Praise Yeezus’ all the time in Idaho, and I just thought it was something people said.”
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“I understand now that in order for Sheil to serve the Northwestern community, we need to give these idiot freshmen the coats they were too stupid to realize they needed in Illinois,” Sister Mary said.
Olstead said that she deduced the email was sent from the professor’s iPhone.
I heard that some of you little princesses thought we were going easy on you. Well get ready bitches, because I’ll show this sorry excuse how to haze.
If they even got David Bowie, they would probably find some way to fuck it up. David Bowie’s time is precious and he would not waste any of it working with amateurs.
Monroe, allegedly inspired by King’s dream of racial equality, will start to work on his own dreams of not skipping lectures and staying in on Thursday nights.
Sources report that a fat old guy is going to say some words during a speech on November 4th at Northwestern.
Coach Fitz allegedly sacrificed his last virgin during the Minnesota game.