NU Replaces Tampons in Feminine Hygiene Dispensers With Raw Linguine Noodles
“We also prioritize inclusivity. That’s why we’re going to offer alternative gluten-free linguine, too.”
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Bobb residents given free posters of newly renovated Welsh-Ryan Arena to cover up patches of mold
“A glossy poster of the $110 million renovated arena makes my chronic cough entirely worth it,” said Bobb resident Jason McKeen.
Sorority Freshman Excited to Learn New Best Friend’s Last Name
“Before I just knew her as ‘Jessica-with-blonde-highlights-from-that-house-with-pink-curtains,’ not to be confused with ‘Jessica-with-blonde-highlights-from-the-house-kinda-near-Willard.’”