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Category Archives: No. 232
Area Student Dresses as “Intimacy” for Halloween
Though the theme of the party was to wear the scariest costume, Bowen’s outfit was not received well.
CAPS to Hand Out SSRIs to Trick-or-Treaters
“As a grown man living in America in 2017, I know that people just want the quickest possible solution to their mental health problems, and giving them drugs is easier than talking to them about their issues.”
Student Decides Laundry Can Wait Until She Has Another Paper to Write
The chores that supersede laundry, according to multiple sources close to Ostfell, include watching Netflix, applying for summer internships that haven’t yet begun accepting applications, and rearranging her bookshelves in reverse-chronological order.
Kinky Couple Role-Plays Being in Love
“Fucking has always been the foundation of our relationship, and no amount of love we have can ever change that.”