Rare Black Northface Fleece Lost at the Deuce
“I mean, people lose things occasionally, but a black Northface? At the Deuce? That’s one of the most horrible and unfortunate news items I’ve ever seen on the Internet.”
Category Archives: No. 133
Northwestern Launches “Mortcoin” Cryptocurrency
“We’re hoping by next year students will be able to exchange their Mortcoins for Norbucks Bucks and Frontero Dineros.”
Second City Sparks Controversy with Free Class for Leprosy Patients Dubbed “Show Off Your Best Bits”
[Denial Issue] The Best Ways to Get Toned and Tan for Spring Break
Dig into that Ben and Jerry’s core because you’ll need a solid layer of blubber to sport spring’s latest trends before it breaks 45°F in June.
[Denial Issue] Tech: The Best Building on Campus
“Its rectangular layout ensures you can’t ever get lost,” said Lisa Forbes, McCormick senior.
[Denial Issue] We Tried Really Hard to Deny It, but ASG Still Sucks
In a week where all flaws of Northwestern were glossed over, reporters of The Flipside were baffled to realize that nothing can smooth over the abyss of Associate Student Government. There’s no denying it: ASG outright sucks.
[Denial Issue] It’s Not Alcoholism, I Swear
What, are you all going to lord my mistakes over me just because I commit them on a weekly basis?
[Denial Issue] Blackboard Exposed: It’s Really Great!
All I need to do is glance at my phone and see “Daily Notification Dashboard Summary,” “Daily Notification Dashboard Summary,” and of course the less common “Daily Notification Dashboard Summary” to know that my tuition is paying for something.
[Denial Issue] NU Sports: A Year in Review
I was heartbroken when we were robbed from a chance at a bowl game (I thought being such a big contender in the Big 10 would at least get us SOMETHING) but at least we won the Land of Lincoln trophy!
[Denial Issue] Gone Greek Night Provides Wholesome, Greek Family Fun
Gone Greek Night offers a low-pressure environment in which no one will engage in any illegal or immoral activities, as well as an opportunity to discourage the misconceived stereotypes of Greek life.