SafeRide’s New Competition: DangerRide
“We also have engines that rev,” says DangerRide driver Dominic Torretto. “Priuses are for pussies.”
Category Archives: No. 148
Adorably Clueless Freshman Calls His Dorm “McCulloch”
The Top 5 Treats to Look for on Halloween
While everyone loves to get a nice Snickers bar or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, there are a few treasures worth so much more than a silly piece of candy!
5 Philanthropy Event Names Guaranteed to Not Offend Anyone
To help student groups, the Flipside has come up with philanthropy event themes that are creative, fun, and most importantly, completely inoffensive.
Commissioner of Baseball Investigating Allegations of Witchcraft against San Francisco Giants
If Selig does find evidence that [a witch doctor] has been “fixing” games, it could lead to the Giants’ retroactive disqualification from the 2014 World Series, passing on the title to the Kansas City Royals.
GREENhouse Shocked to Realize No One Else Cares About Green Cup
“Isn’t this whole thing about reducing energy? Aren’t you still using energy even if you shower at SPAC or charge your laptop at Mudd?”
Fireball and Antifreeze: Everything I Need To Survive the Winter in One Bottle
Remember to recycle your plastic handles because it’s #greencup
6 Things Everyone Knows About Dance Marathon
Here are some guidelines so you can successfully eat, sleep, and breathe Dance Marathon.
Midterm Elections: The Test No One is Prepared For
“Everyone talks about Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers graduating from NU, but how are we supposed to know about Rahm Emanuel? I’m from here and I didn’t even know Chicago had a mayor,” said sophomore Johnny Howard.
Searle Health Center Well-Prepared for Ebola Outbreak
“We assure you that every staff member has read the WebMD article about Ebola not once, but twice,” Hannigan stated.