“Please, I have delivered on my part. Let me hold my son, Zachariah ‘Zac-Attack’ Zuckerman, again. Let me see my wife, Zora Zelda Zuckerman. I even made you #15 in Best Value Schools, right above the University of Chicago!”
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A tapestry depicting the crushing of a philosophy major’s dreams under the boot of market forces has already been put up in the faculty lounge on the third floor.
“You see, if you draw this line here, and this line here, and then you move the point of intersection…” Rossi said, explaining why the man’s situation was a predictable result of the supply and demand graphs for labor.
“We wanted to distance ourselves from this debate over work culture and proper mental care to focus on what we think the university really stands for. Money.”
Where do all the uneaten chickpeas go? A Qatar-based cryptocurrency is only the beginning of the story…
“I emailed evites for my dog’s birthday party after six glasses of wine. It’s not an exceptional skill!”
“Do they mean, like, 10% of the population of whales? Or like, do they mean they get to keep a flipper or something?”
Rather than having to put in user details, the app uses the camera to do a facial scan and delivers a verdict of “Honey, No, Come on.”
Step 1? Education. Step 2? Cologne overdose. Step 3? Employment.
“It’s the darnedest thing!” squeaked manager Mark Shales.