I was lazy, listless, and broken inside, but ever since our night (or really evening) of passion, my life has totally turned around. I got into not one, but two improv groups on campus.
Category Archives: Opinion
Josh, being a grammar geek doesn’t mean I have less friends. It means I have fewer friends.
Before you go off and apply to internships and jobs for next summer, take a look at what I’ve learned these past few months.
Since I didn’t see my mom’s vaginal canal, I do see the world in a different perspective, and I think that’s why I’m so unique.
Sure, she’s a brainwashed, amnesiac alien soldier fighting an intergalactic war, but would it kill her to smile once in a while? The liberals are really pushing their feminist agenda here and it’s making me sick.
They’ve only managed to make coffee related businesses, because college students were having problems getting coffee somehow.
Really Samantha? You chose to stoop that high? Have some decency… but not enough decency to do that.
They’re orange, powdery and drenched in milk. Seemingly unassuming, they manage to divide the masses like none other. It’s rare that such a small thing can cause such polarization, but they do so with aplomb. Yes, I am talking about cheetos in milk. And yes, I think they’re the best winter vegetable out there (and I know many of you will disagree). Cheetos in milk get a lot of flak, and I have to admit that I was also once
“He claims the buzzing soothes him, but the constant droning has barred me from sleep since this quarter started.”
“I understand that this is the nature of election season in these increasingly digital times, there are also lines that should not under any circumstances be crossed.”