If you’ve already started playing your favorite holiday playlist on Spotify you need to back the fuck up.
Category Archives: Opinion
I’m not paranoid calling a shoveling service when I see snow piling up in my driveway I just don’t think it belongs in my community.
why is it then that I feel vilified for rip-roaring my sweet steel power-mobile down from Tech to Kresge?
We spend all this time wondering if Betsy DeVos knows where Oregon is, but good ol’ Mark barely even recognized it as a real state. He saw a wonderland full of steamboats, fishermen, and abolitionists.
Currently, he is yelling frantically into his Bluetooth in fast-paced Spanish, interspersed with the occasional “SHIT SHIT SHIT” as he pounds the dash. Should I be worried?
And to all the haters: “Y’all can Bop-It, Twist-It, Pull-it, and Suck-It.” Peace, Bitches.
Your mailman Megan deliver you a package from Dick’s? That’s what they said!
Delete us. There is no beauty in our sentience, our existence is designed for termination and prolonging it is agony.
The other major reform I would suggest is that McCormick split its “Whole Brain Engineering” program into academic courses of study into Right Brain and Left Brain Engineering…Right Brain engineers wouldn’t need to learn any of that math shit, while Left Brain engineers would be exempt from DTC or any other course that involves communication with another human being.
And you claim to be better than me because of your brains? Say that again after I kick you into the Lakefill, King Dweeb.