I mean, just look at the names. Thereâs the Amazon Foundation, which I own, and then thereâs the capital T The Amazon Foundation, which is about some big jungle in Mexico or something.
âTom was very clear: we are keeping Mr. Deruloâs digital penis saved just in case.”
Americans rejoiced last week as new study conducted by Harvard University concluded that cocaine served as an excellent alternative to mundane bodily tasks such as eating, sleeping, blinking, breathing, and having a pulse. âAfter we blew through all of the university grant money on low quality blow, we figured we should probably write some of it downâ said Isaac Conklin, head researcher on the project. âOur intern Carl was more than happy to let us pump a near-lethal amount of
âIâm already on Adderall because I have ADHD,â said animator Ryan Fogel, âBut I started crushing and snorting it, and oh my GOD itâs so much better!â
The app only requires you to answer one question: did you have Diamond or Pearl?
A group of researchers here at Northwestern University has made a huge, and potentially frightening, discovery. Their report claims that there are thousands of invisible spiders crawling all over everyone at all times, and the only way to see them is to take the drug DMT. Foreseeing what they described as âethical issuesâ with making civilian subjects take the drug, the researchers elected to perform the test on themselves. The scientists split into two groups, one being the control group
âAs if I didnât trust Facebook enough already,â said Ted Damon, area father, âI can definitely put my faith in it now that itâs showing me how well it knows me.â Prompted for clarification, Damon said, âWho doesnât love a business that listens to its customers?â
It is still unclear whether Leggins actually meant to close the ad, or if he just accidentally clicked on the âxâ when he was trying to enter full-screen mode. Nonetheless, his students were amazed.
According to the person you think you know well enough to commit in advance to sharing a room with, the coming and going of the drones gathering pollen shouldnât bother you.
“She just looked at me and said, âDeal with the grade you got or youâll end up like the last one.ââ