“A clerical error was made, causing too many people to be assigned to the main parade convertible. Someone needed to be removed. Considering last week’s result against Michigan, Fitz was the obvious choice.”
Sources indicate that although he had originally thought it was just named Bobb, he used the critical thinking skills that reportedly got him into Northwestern to deduce the dorm’s official name.
I’m not sure she even knows which foundations we’re supporting.
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Coach Fitz allegedly sacrificed his last virgin during the Minnesota game.