Nobody Large Enough to Fill Scalia’s Seat
President Ronald Regan appointed Scalia to the court in 1986, and throughout Scalia’s years on the court he played a sizeable role in many influential cases.
Category Archives: No. 189
From NUKES to CRU: A Transformative Quarter
Growing up with hippie parents in a nudist commune in rural Argentina, Holmes had no experience with Christianity.
UnshackleNU to Protest Dance Marathon for Mass Incarceration of Students
Some former dancers have revealed the particularly decrepit conditions inside “the tent,” as it’s popularly called on the inside.
Area Nerd Surprisingly Very Good at Role-Play in Bed
When asked about his role playing abilities in bed, Nosh stated that he got his abilities from hundreds of hours of Dungeons and Dragons, tabletop games, and live action role-playing.
Some Students to Dance in Tent
Sources say executive members hope to top their earnings from last year so they can help more starving children or people with cancer or something like that.
Op-Ed: I Didn’t Know Kanye Made an Album About my Gardener
I mean I had no idea. Pablo never once told me he had any sort of relationship with Kanye. The man is insanely modest.
Op-Ed: You Want Hazing? I’ll Show You Bitches Hazing
I heard that some of you little princesses thought we were going easy on you. Well get ready bitches, because I’ll show this sorry excuse how to haze.
Cru: We Found Jesus and He’s Racially Ambiguous
“Jesus cannot be defined by labels,” said Cara Manns, treasurer of Cru. “Everyone wants to fit him into this tiny box of white or black or whatever, but you just can’t. He is racially ambiguous.”
Bear from The Revenant Beats Leo for Oscar
In an unprecedented turn of events, the Oscars have handed the Best Actor award to a non-human, who in fact was not even originally nominated for the award.