âI think itâs going to hurt the most vulnerable among the Northwestern Community: alumni that name drop Northwestern during every conversation and claim that the Ivy League is âa social construct.ââ
EVANSTON — Northwestern students took to the streets on Thursday after hearing that âDillo Day,â a cherished drinking and musical school tradition, had been canceled by the City of Evanston. Evanston officials cited the celebrationâs notorious reputation for âbuffoonery, hooliganism, and excessive levels of smiling,” and added that “New Brunswick had done basically the same thing at Rutgers,” and they certainly werenât “going to let New Jersey be more civilized.â “OMG Evanston cancelled Dillo?!? Letâs riot! #tisdahlsucks #takebackdilloâ tweeted Weinberg
EVANSTONâEnraged and confused, Ernie Dinkelberg, 38, told Flipside reporters on Monday that he is still frantically searching for an application to Hogwarts. Dinkelberg, who proudly admitted to having read the Harry Potter saga 47 times, said that although he has pored over the series meticulously, he has resigned himself to the fact that J.K. Rowling never mentions where or when to obtain and submit applications. “Do I know how to make the perfect Polyjuice Potion? Yes. Do I know how