BREAKING: Instead of CTECs, Northwestern Students May Now Rate Classes by Selecting One of Dante Aligheriās Nine Circles of Hell
āMy econ professor gave us an assignment to freeze for all eternity,ā remarks an anonymous sophomore.
Tag Archives: CTECs
“Socially Liberal But Fiscally Conservativeā Econ Bro Supports Women, Calls Female Professor A Bitch
She wasnāt even that hot.
Professor Briefly Considers Career in Comedy After Half of Class Exhales Through Nostrils
āIt was really a better reaction than I ever could have hoped for,ā Williams said.
Investigation Finds 6 Murder Allegations in Unread CTECs
“She just looked at me and said, āDeal with the grade you got or youāll end up like the last one.āā
Coach Carmody Fired after Mediocre CTECs; Coach Collins Vows to Do Better
EVANSTON — Everyone at Chris Collinsā press conference was waiting to ask the obvious question: what will he do to improve NU basketballās CTECs? Coach Bill Carmody, who was fired after thirteen years of employment, saw the reported amount of time in practice drop dramatically on his CTECs, as well as low ratings for stimulating interest in the subject and overall rating of the instruction. For years, players have had plenty of time to fill out their basketball CTECs, since
NU Premed Student Cures Cancer, Receives C Grade
EVANSTONāJason Fisher, an NU Premed student, was shocked when his midterm paper, entitled āFinding the Cure for Cancerā, received a C grade from his professor, Jeffrey Malloy. The paper, which kept Fisher locked in his room for three sleepless nights until its completion, outlines a radical new method that, when applied to lab rats, was successfully able to cause remission of cancer-causing oncogenes. āTo tell the truth,ā a dreary-eyed Fisher lamented, āI thought the paper was pretty sick. I guess