Ask Flippy: What Comes After The “Hands On Head” Portion of the Macarena? I Have A Wedding in 2 Hours
I don’t want to look foolish in front of Aunt Myrna.
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Bunch of Nerds Finally Asked to Dance
Many observers credit the dweebs’ newfound success to their coach, Chris Collins, who, in a few short years, helped greatly improve their looks and confidence.
Class of ’88 Alums Hook Up In Hinman
The Northwestern Alumni Association declined to comment on the affair, but Hinman CSO Mike Hanson says this isn’t unusual for Homecoming weekend.
10 Points for Hufflepuff: A Magical Account of a Freshman’s Halloween Night
The following document was discovered on the bathroom floor of the North-Mid Quads Hall on the morning of November 1, 2011. Written in a hurried scrawl on parchment, our editors did their best to decipher the piece, allegedly written after the local Psi-Phi Fraternity’s themed party: I think the scar really did the trick. Through the glow of the club lights, I could tell Beth was down for some snogging. We locked eyes from across the room, she in her
[SEVENTH GRADE ISSUE] An Anthropological Translation of an AIM Conversation
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