Ask Flippy: I Burned My Finger On Lean Cuisine Steam. Should I Amputate?
Steam is hotter than boiling water, after all: who knows what kind of damage I sustainedâŠ
Tag Archives: Death
Fatal Accident After Professor Assigns âHeadshotâ to ROTC Instead of RTVF Student
“I also told him to âshoot quicklyâ because the camera was low on battery, but I guess he misinterpreted that part, too.â
First Thanksgiving Without Grandma Goes Off Surprisingly Well
âMom made the cranberry pie almost as well as Grandma used to, so by next year it wonât even be noticeable.â
Hillary 4: Apocalypse Unleashed Slated For Fall 2020 Release
The series has been around for so long that critics arenât sure what new material Hillary 4: Apocalypse Unleashed can offer.
Six Flags Posts Studentsâ Midterm Grades Around Park for Fright Fest
“What really put me over the edge was a scary clown handing me my CHEM 212 grade and saying, âOh no, I guess mommyâs little boy wonât be a doctor after all!ââ
Waa-Mu Set Burns Down Due to High Concentration of Theater Majors
The cast dispersed quickly and none were harmed. Once they all went into their dressing rooms, they were far enough away from each other to keep things at a safe, inflammable level.
Op Ed: David Bowie Probably Won’t Headline Dillo Day
If they even got David Bowie, they would probably find some way to fuck it up. David Bowieâs time is precious and he would not waste any of it working with amateurs.
George R.R. Martin Kills Off Clayton Thorson
Sources are reporting Thorsonâs roommate found his body and called the police at approximately 7:35 PM, Thursday evening.
In Memoriam: Zoboomafoo the Talking Lemur
Community mourns beloved lemur. Contemplates death and 90’s childhood.
Election Day “Red Wave” Leaves Behind Millions of Casualties
Casualty estimates have reached 100% for immigrants, 100% for blacks and Mexicans, and 99% for women.