Speaking of safety, these active couples arenât putting it first. But are we really surprised that theyâre avoiding protection when they already have a hard time keeping their masks above their noses? Letâs cut them some slack. After all, itâs just not the same with a mask on.
Police investigators breathed a sigh of relief last Tuesday after discovering Beinen freshman James Chavez in the second floor loft area of Allison dining hall, surrounded by scraps of the purple Class of 2023 shirt that he had consumed in order to stay alive. âWe found the student heaped in the corner shirtless, experiencing extreme indigestion from eating his clothing,â said Special Investigator Linda Forsythe, who headed the search team that was formed after Chavezâs Peer Advisor Ryan DeShields noted
A Northwestern student has been admitted to Evanston hospital after drinking a mixture of blue Powerade and Sprite in Sargent dining hall. Weinberg student Kyle Denton was eating lunch with his friends when they pressured him into drinking a cup of Blue Lightning, which is the street name for the dangerous concoction. Witness reports claim that he took a sip of the mixture (two-thirds Powerade and one-third Sprite) and almost immediately collapsed on the floor. Dining hall workers called an
âEvery time I hear her go âHavana ooh nana,â a little part of me dies inside, and I feel my soul slowly wither away.”
The location will scrap the popular live-cooking option in favor of an open fish tank, where diners can pick their meal using their bare hands and struggle for food-chain superiority over the gasping animal.
âLet this be a warning to all other lawless individuals looking to steal fruit from our dining halls,â Ellis continued. âYou have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. We will find you, and we will stop you.â
Schwartz promptly began asking each and every stranger, âAre you my Wildcard? Are you my Wildcard?â Still, Schwartz sustained his virginity, whilst being bereft of Wildcard.
Reportedly, a confused Sterling decided to start wandering through Elder Dining Hall under the mistaken assumption that there was food in Elder Dining Hall.
The RHA stressed that the beloved periods, often mistaken for polka dots, will still have a meaningful presence.
You use defense mechanisms like rationalization and the intellectualization that NU students are famous for to convince yourself that it doesnât matter.