Freshman Sends When2meet to Parents for Parents Weekend
“Iām in college now and have so much more responsibility. Itās just more efficient this way.”
“Iām in college now and have so much more responsibility. Itās just more efficient this way.”
Jones stated that his new downtown Toledo office, conveniently located 15 minutes from his childhood home, will provide āan unparalleled experience in the ever-expanding field of deep fry technologyā.
The picture, taken by a photographer they hired after you moved out and stopped freeloading, shows your parentsā smiling faces more animated and in love than youāve ever seen them
Multiple sources are reporting that area orphan Nelly Pager, WCAS ā19, is allegedly not terribly excited about the extensive programming Northwestern has planned for its annual Family Weekend.
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Sources indicate that Goldsmith is currently holding his phone in his hands, weighing the prospect of a healthy conscience against the insufferable high-pitched tone of his motherās joyful exclamations.
Layne cited the fact that they never came to any of his little league games or his piano recitals either as reasons why he is “totally chill with my parents skipping out on Family Weekend.”
By Stace’s Mom Guys, have you heard they are making guests under 19 have adult chaperones at Dillo this year? Well, since my daughter Stacey (Stace because weāre besties) is only 17, it looks like Iām back on campus, party people! First and foremost, Iām thinking the gals and meāll start off the day with some dorm āconsumption.ā Obviously totez discrete. Iām willing to supply if Stace will stop telling me that she hates me and to stop wearing her
Hey everyone. Is this tour a snooze fest or what? Who cares about the number of libraries, weāre all just here to party. Am I right guys? Who am I kidding? Of course Iām right! I even let my daughter have a party last weekend because she told me she hated me! Hey Stace, how fugly is that girlās handbag? (I call my daughter Stace because, letās face it, you canāt call your bestie Stacey #ew.) Anyways, I heard there
EVANSTON — Eileen Schneider, WCAS ā78, was arrested this weekend for belligerent behavior and public indecency during a homecoming event on Deering Meadow, according to new reports from the Evanston Police Department. She had been yelling obscenities across the meadow and flashing gentlemen coming in and out of Kellogg. Schneider was stunned by her arrest and by the harsh campus rules that have āpoisoned this university.ā āI was just tryna get a little shwasty up on Sheridan,ā Schneider said as