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Stacey’s Cool Mom Is Gonna Have Fun at Dillo

By Stace’s Mom Guys, have you heard they are making guests under 19 have adult chaperones at Dillo this year? Well, since my daughter Stacey (Stace because weā€™re besties) is only 17, it looks like Iā€™m back on campus, party people! First and foremost, Iā€™m thinking the gals and meā€™ll start off the day with some dorm ā€œconsumption.ā€ Obviously totez discrete. Iā€™m willing to supply if Stace will stop telling me that she hates me and to stop wearing her

Tour Group Perspectives: The Mom Who is Cooler Than Yours

Hey everyone. Is this tour a snooze fest or what? Who cares about the number of libraries, weā€™re all just here to party. Am I right guys? Who am I kidding? Of course Iā€™m right! I even let my daughter have a party last weekend because she told me she hated me! Hey Stace, how fugly is that girlā€™s handbag? (I call my daughter Stace because, letā€™s face it, you canā€™t call your bestie Stacey #ew.) Anyways, I heard there

Police Arrest ā€˜78 Alumna for “Tryna Get Shwasty” at Homecoming

EVANSTON — Eileen Schneider, WCAS ā€™78, was arrested this weekend for belligerent behavior and public indecency during a homecoming event on Deering Meadow, according to new reports from the Evanston Police Department. She had been yelling obscenities across the meadow and flashing gentlemen coming in and out of Kellogg. Schneider was stunned by her arrest and by the harsh campus rules that have ā€œpoisoned this university.ā€ ā€œI was just tryna get a little shwasty up on Sheridan,ā€ Schneider said as

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