Local Woman Blames Acne on Zoom Breakout Rooms
“Itâs obviously the bad vibes of the breakout rooms that are conjuring acne on my face.â
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Plex Out of Dinnerware Again, Encourages Students to Eat on Floor With Their Hands
Blood mixed with yogurt as students clawed and growled at each other over the food Plex employees were dumping directly onto the tile.
Student Who Tried Water Infused With Every Fruit That Went Bad In Plex Releases Memoir
Within the past two weeks, Ramosâs memoir has overtaken the previous local bestseller entitled How To Major In Theatre And Not Be A Loser: The Meghan Markle Story.
Plex To Offer Photosynthesis As New âVegan Optionâ
The dining hall at Northwesternâs Foster-Walker Complex has delivered once again, this time with a trailblazing vegan option: photosynthesis.
“Havana” Likely Playing In Plex Dining Hall Right Now
âEvery time I hear her go âHavana ooh nana,â a little part of me dies inside, and I feel my soul slowly wither away.”
Dining Halls Excited to Serve Same Old Shit
âWhen Stephen Colbert walks into one of our dining halls, he needs the assurance that every single one of the $66,000 he pays to his sonâs tuition is put to good use.â
Sodexo Unveils Revolutionary New Dining Experience with ‘Plex South’
The location will scrap the popular live-cooking option in favor of an open fish tank, where diners can pick their meal using their bare hands and struggle for food-chain superiority over the gasping animal.
Op Ed: Plexican is Cultural Appropriation
How can we claim to be a liberal university when such crimes of bigotry are happening under our very noses?
Plex Dining Halls to Redecorate Walls with Tildes, Umlauts
The RHA stressed that the beloved periods, often mistaken for polka dots, will still have a meaningful presence.
The Five Stages of the Freshman Fifteen
You use defense mechanisms like rationalization and the intellectualization that NU students are famous for to convince yourself that it doesnât matter.