“I’ve probably got more STIs than I can count, so it’s gonna be really cool to finally find out what some of them are called.”
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“We just thought that Sect Week would be an amazing opportunity to enlighten students on the differences and similarities between the many branches of Christianity available for their perusing pleasure.”
Emerging reports indicate that as part of Sister Jean’s contract, “Northwestern Sex Week” will be officially renamed “Northwestern Fornication-is-a-sin Week.”
“It’s not usually like this. It just seems smaller because the cold forced us to cancel some events, I swear.”
We were so inspired by the perennial success of Dillo Day that we have decided to put on our own festival to be called Dildo Day.
This year’s edition of Sex Week is SHAPEing up to be the hottest yet with tons of cool events and activities smattered throughout the week.
We asked six strangers to come in for a first kiss…
“Because certain major donors left us out in the cold this year, we had to shrink to half staff. However, we know how to use the girth and resources that we have to provide Northwestern with an amazing Sex Week experience.”
EVANSTON — A local botanist claims that the condom roses sold by Northwestern University’s Sexual Health and Assault Peer Educators (SHAPE) do not belong in the genus Rosa, stating “they’re not really anything like any rose out there.” Jennifer Leary, a member of the North Shore Garden Club, made this claim after observing a sample of the condom roses, saying that based on the plant’s leaf structure, petal counts, stamen, pistil, and other parts of the flower, the plant could