NU Women’s Basketball Promised Real Basketball To Practice With Next Year
Women’s soccer is now insisting upon real cleats in lieu of university-issued stilettos.
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NU Sports Rewards App Has Students Walking Past Soccer Field at Record High
As the app gains popularity, officials hope students will be inspired by their personalized jerseys and may one day wear them as they sit through an entire game.
Local Man Sporting Shorts All Winter Disappointed No One Asked Him Why He Was Wearing Shorts
“I’m clearly peacocking but not one person has had the courtesy to point it out.”
NU Men’s and Women’s Sports Teams Paid Equally
Northwestern athletics has always been committed to treating all of our student-athletes equally, and I think our equal wage policy reflects that
NU Men’s Basketball Might Be Good, But You Wouldn’t Know, Would You
Coach Collins has been quoted saying we could make the NCAA Tournament this year, but it’s not like you pay attention to the best men’s basketball coach Northwestern has ever employed.
NFL Mascot Changes Make for Interesting Postseason
Sports analysts predict the New Orleans Naked People could potentially end up with the Vince Lombardi trophy this year.
Northwestern Athlete Makes Invaluable Contribution to Discussion Section
“He gave such an outstanding insight into our topic that I immediately felt guilty about all of the times I devalued his academic worth.”
NCAA Rejects Northwestern’s Request to Curve Football Scores
“I was hoping a curve would bring my pass completion rate up to at least like, an 80%,” said Trevor Siemian, Northwestern’s quarterback.
What Is The Flipside Giving up for Lent?
Attempting to Write Sports Articles: Look, we aren’t athletes. Hell, most of us haven’t even gone to a game this year. But we try our hardest. We like to think that we’re as good at caring about sports as the athletes are at playing them.
[Denial Issue] NU Sports: A Year in Review
I was heartbroken when we were robbed from a chance at a bowl game (I thought being such a big contender in the Big 10 would at least get us SOMETHING) but at least we won the Land of Lincoln trophy!