Theater Major Shadow Boxes Before Entering Job Market
“It’s like acapella auditions all over again, but bloodier.”
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Close Call! North Campus Resident Narrowly Escapes Willard Party Before Hearing a Single Showtune
Chase’s “bro” and unofficial domestic partner Frad added, “And the only ‘hol they even had was Manischewitz. If I wanted to get slightly tipsy and puke up grape juice I woulda just gone to my sister’s bat Mitzvah this weekend like I was supposed to.”
Ever Given Leaves Suez Canal Swiftly After Northwestern Theater Majors Appeared on The Scene to Perform Avant-Garde Scene Study
The blockage presented a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity: an audience that physically could not leave.
Freshman Theater Major Scoped Out Only Love Interest Who Can Stand Him
“If she’ll stick around for Frozen, she’ll stick around for anything. She’s a keeper.”
Theatre Major in Front Row Ruins Lecture Yet Again
This is reportedly the seventh time lecture has been derailed by this repeat offender with no sign of remorse.
Desperate Theater Major Prepares Big Number for Tech Expo
“Steppenwolf, Lookingglass, and a bunch of other places did not really get on the same wave with me during my audition pieces, so I decided to try other avenues.”
Theater Major on Benghazi: “Totally as Bad as When Norbucks Put the Wrong Milk in My Latté”
EVANSTON — In our never-ending quest to promote justice through government transparency, The Flipside launched a special campaign this week to find out what Northwestern students thought were the biggest issues the global community faces today. While a stairway poop incident in the Bobb-McCullough dormitory was the overwhelming front-runner, fifteen of the five hundred students interviewed by The Flipside were familiar with the term “Benghazi.” At least four said they’d obtained information on the attack from sources other than Twitter.