Schapiro’s “Ofmorty” Joke Falls Flat at Handmaid’s Tale Keynote
At most there were a few sharp inhales, but that was as close to laughter as Schapiro got.
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Area Student Channeling All Hope and Depression into Windowsill Basil Plant
When Maddie Fisher, WCAS ’21, began to plan her dorm room décor through a series of Pinterest boards, she had no idea that her basil plant would grow to become such a big part of her life. Inspired by a stack of interior design magazines, Fisher assumed that a basil plant would add to the décor of the room. Instead, Fisher found that the plant, Jonathan, was a great listener. Jonathan would listen to her problems with her boyfriend, Jorge,
Willie the Wildcat Has Pretty Good Idea Which Freshman to Invite to Furry Rave
Willie the Wildcat announced on his finsta that he has found a freshman to accompany him to his annual Furry Rave.
Cover Letter Offers Terrifying Glimpse into Man’s Self-Image
“I genuinely believed he was asking me to proofread a short horror story for a good 30 minutes,” said Career Advisor Kerry Phillips.
Trump Nominates Penis for Secretary of Agriculture
The truly unpresidented move comes as a surprise for the country, though it is not unusual considering his string of cabinet nominations that seem to involve people whose beliefs represent the opposite of the jobs to which they were appointed.