Area Student Demands Gluten
The instigator of Enright’s ire was a platter of carrot muffins in the dining hall’s vegan section.
The instigator of Enright’s ire was a platter of carrot muffins in the dining hall’s vegan section.
While giddily walking away from the prize counter, Northwestern president Morton Schapiro told reporters today that he had exchanged 200 Dave & Busters tickets for a Wildcats nightlight. “I’m a really big Northwestern sports fan, so I’m super excited to have my very own Wildcats nightlight. Oh boy!” Morty exclaimed. Morty reportedly earned the 200 tickets over several hours playing Skee-Ball, whack-a-mole, and pop-a-shot basketball. He was chaperoned around the venue by members of the Board of Trustees. “You should