Geography:

• Coordinates: 42.068549, -87.691911
• Area: 170 square yards of awesome
• Boundaries: Slightly buzzed to totally plastered
• Climate: Jubilant or belligerent, with little in between
• Natural Resources: Grills, Face paint, Wet grass, Asphalt
• Natural Hazards: MIPs, Alcohol poisoning, Over-cooked hot dogs

People and Society:

• People: Wildcats
• Ethnic Groups: Sorostitutes, Confused alumni, Their scared children
• Languages: Bromanian, Keg-tapanese, Coorsican
• Age Structure:
  • 0-18: 6%
  • 18-22: 63%
  • 22-30: 13%
  • 30-65: 4%
  • 65 and Over: 14%
• Clean Water: Nope
• Literacy:
  • Immigrants: 90%
  • Emigrants: 4%

Government:

• Type: Fitztatorship
• National Holiday: Saturdays
• Legal System: Whatever, Man (party foul rules strictly enforced)
• National Icon: Willie the Wildcat shotgunning a beer
• National Anthem: (Marching) Bandz A Make Her Dance

Economy:

• GDP: 3 kegs, 40 warm miller high lifes, $47,500 worth of fake IDs, $12.44 loose change
• Unemployment: 100%
• Percent Below Poverty Line: 0%
• Energy: SO MUCH FUCKING ENERGY
• Main Imports: Freshmen
• Main Exports: Drunk Freshmen