Although the announcement of a Jonas Brothers reunion elicited squeals of delight from fangirls nationwide, a new revelation has inspired less enthusiastic reactions. Morty Schapiro, president of Northwestern University, is reportedly becoming the fourth Jonas Brother in hopes of easing the university’s debilitating debt. Keightlynne Johnson, a Northwestern sophomore who writes fanfiction under the name “Ɛ>\ilovejonasbrothers/<3” expressed her hesitance to devote herself to Morty as zealously as she does to the other three Jonas brothers. “I’ve spent years writing about
On International Women’s Day, Boss Made Sure to Call female Co-workers “Sweetie” to Let Them Know How Valued They Are
On International Women’s Day, local boss Mitchell Dawson made sure to call his female coworkers “sweetie” throughout the day.
Nunez has been ramping up her efforts to appeal to students in preparation for spring quarter, reportedly concocting a weekly drinking game/kahoot to help bring the students of the dorm together.
While Jesus was unavailable for comment, as he has been for the past two millennia, Pope Francis released a statement on his behalf.