Dear Flippy, One week ago, I finally hit a new max bench press (225 pounds). While I appreciate my buddy Keith smacking my ass and saying that I’m “yolked as shit, bro,” I find myself…
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Traditional labels like “boyfriend” or “significant other” are just so confining for a modern guy like myself.
Jessica is just so beautiful and pretty and sexy and gorgeous and wonderful and sexy and hot
They say that if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, but if you purchase a local Walmart franchise you effectively own all the fish within a two-mile radius.
Next time you get a friend’s husband to cheat on her with you, perhaps try not writing about “Steve’s mind-blowing oral” on your sexual health blog.
“Don’t get me wrong, I love my family. But they have jobs and a life.”
Another option is to start wearing a CRU branded “Abstinence is the One True Way” chastity belt.
Currently, he is yelling frantically into his Bluetooth in fast-paced Spanish, interspersed with the occasional “SHIT SHIT SHIT” as he pounds the dash. Should I be worried?
In “Ask Flippy,” you, our readers get the chance to ask the most wizened personalities on The Flipside staff for advice about school, relationships, and life. This week’s columnist is our angry feminist roommate.