Your baby is a blobfish out of water on this here Earth and needs an appointment for a pediatric plastic surgeon. ASAP! And to think you would ask me to sugarcoat her? What kind of messed-up person are you?
First of all, what do they mean when they say āeleven breadā? ElevenĀ piecesĀ of bread? Eleven slices? Eleven baguettes?
The Chipettes are sunshine and rainbows with a side of pizzaz. TheyāreĀ furry,Ā but theyāre notĀ furries, making them perfectly dad-appropriate. And they have just enough sass to entertain a man who has lost his personality and the love of his life.
At its most recent meeting, the Northwestern Flipside had record attendance. Hundreds of students crammed into Kresge 2415, eager to write satirical headlines, but, more importantly, to teach a lesson to none other than Timothee Chalamet. The peak in attendance came after Chalametās controversial comment about The Flipside, where in an interview he said, āI donāt want to be involved with The Flipside, or things where itās like, āHey, keep this thing alive!ā Even though itās like, no one cares
Over the hills and far away, Talitubbies DO NOT come to play. Tinky Winky, Dipsy, maLaalaa and Po are indistinguishable because they are under burkas. Hibatullah Akhundzada rises above the hills of Afghanistan but heās much scarier than ye olā teletubby as he does not have a cute, sexy, raspy British accent. Maybe if he had the accent, shakira law would be more acceptable. Still, hips don’t lie. They are coming for your children. United Nations peacekeepers were reportedly briefed
Comrades,I never thought Iād say this, but lately I find myself noddingāhijab and allāat policy speechesthe reactionary francophone bourgeoise tell me Iām supposed to hate. As a disabled-by-choice,transgender bisexual hijabi anglophone QuĆ©bĆ©cois, Iāve slaved to create an attention-grabbingand deeply flawed political identity, and now I think Iāve found my soulmate.Take trade, for instance. Iāve long opposed free trade agreements because of how they exploit thedomestic proletariat and raise oat milk prices, so when a politician finally started talking abouttariffs, I
Just earlier this year, the mad manās antics included creating
a device that would disable all electric vehicle batteries and force commuters to overload
Danvilleās poor public transport systems, brainwashing pigeons into stealing peopleās jewelry
and bringing it to him, and infecting the cityās water supply with cholera.
You can imagine the dismay I felt when I saw Clavicular having to gymcopemax after being auramogged by gymratmoids for only benching 135lbs.
You get a little too amorous with somebody in the passenger seat of a 2002 Subaru WRX outside of a Dennyās ONE TIME, and suddenly,Ā itāsĀ all you can ever be known for.Ā
Flipside can now confirm that Jumpy, Flippyās mischievous sidekick, was among the 10 Americans killed in the early morning hours of February 3rd, 1968.