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Ask Flippy: What if President Blank’s Lawn isn’t Large Enough to Protest On? What if Her Windows Shut and Her Doors Lock??
Plus, old white people love their lawns, and I’ve heard that garden gnomes make for great projectiles.
In the Name of Political Correctness, Joe Biden Refers to the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yemen” as the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yepeople”
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
5 Group Costumes Your Friends Will Try To Rope You Into And 20 Slightly Different Ways to Say “Haha Maybe….”
For every “guys, how about sexy anti-vaxxers?” there will always be a “lol I don’t know maybe lol.”
Passersby described him as “pathetic,” and having “limbs that look like a strong breeze could either break them or just blow them off altogether.”
The small mayonnaise boy ascended right out of the pastor’s skillful fingertips.
“At first, I didn’t mind, since I’m tremendously committed to school spirit.”
“I wouldn’t have minded more Kleenex, and maybe a little bit of Prozac, but I can’t complain.”
After all, any NU student worth their salt knows the old adage: “more hose, more woes.”
“Ladies, take him swimming on the first date so you can see what he looks like without a mask.”