Morty and ROTC to Unveil New “Hands-On” Study Abroad Program in Iran
After the wildly unsuccessful “Bay of Pigs Internship Program”, it’s only natural that administration is tightening their application requirements.
Biden Suggests Having His “Techy” Niece Take a Crack at Iowa Voting App
“Why, back in nineteen-tickety-six if something broke, you fixed it. Simple as that. I don’t see what the hold-up is here,” said Biden. The former vice president then went on to tell a long-winded personal anecdote about his father’s days as a used car salesman.
Ask Flippy: What’s a Simp And Why Does Everybody Keep Calling me One?
Jessica is just so beautiful and pretty and sexy and gorgeous and wonderful and sexy and hot
Scarlett Johansson Becomes First Asian Woman To Be Nominated For Two Academy Awards
“Well, I’ll simply take every role that comes my way. As a proud member of a minority group, I feel like it’s my duty to act in as many movies as I can. That way, even if I end up being the only Asian actress in Hollywood, the rest of my people can feel represented by me.”