I was so excited to finally have a threesome with Joe and Kamala!
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“You want a what?” Tappa Tappa Keg Brother Fails to Serve “Negroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in it”
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following
“You want a what?” Tappa Tappa Keg Brother Fails to Serve “Negroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in it”
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following
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Op-Ed: Sometimes I Think About Chernobyl And I Just Freak Out
But seriously, even just writing about it, I am completely freaking out right now.
Op-Ed: Sometimes I Think About Chernobyl And I Just Freak Out
But seriously, even just writing about it, I am completely freaking out right now.
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Ask Flippy: Kamala Harris Ghosted Me on Wednesday Morning After I Sent Her $100. Am I Being Too Eager?
I was so excited to finally have a threesome with Joe and Kamala!
Ask Flippy: Kamala Harris Ghosted Me on Wednesday Morning After I Sent Her $100. Am I Being Too Eager?
I was so excited to finally have a threesome with Joe and Kamala!
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“You want a what?” Tappa Tappa Keg Brother Fails to Serve “Negroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in it”
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following
“You want a what?” Tappa Tappa Keg Brother Fails to Serve “Negroni, Sbagliato, with Prosecco in it”
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following
Op-Ed: Sometimes I Think About Chernobyl And I Just Freak Out
But seriously, even just writing about it, I am completely freaking out right now.
Pulled-Over Driver Coolly Plays Off Shitty Driving Ability: “I was just a bit drunk, officer”
“You see, cops, they’re never really looking to arrest anyone—so you just gotta play it cool if you get approached by one,” Driver claimed, while sitting in a holding cell at the local police station.
From The Archives: Oh, Foul, Oh, Cruel! Ten Homesteads To Avoid This Hallow’s Eve (For They Giveth Gruel)
Take a risk, and eat your fear, but know your early death lies here…
Chicago-Area Adult Happy Meals to Feature Slightly Used Carburetor, Malört Shot
“I can flip this shit no problem. But I’m saving the Malört shot for the goddamn Bears game.”