In a shocking turn of events this past weekend, RFK Jr., has admitted to being the starting force behind Hurricane Milton.
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BREAKING: RFK Jr. Admits to Starting Hurricane Milton; “Yea Katrina was me too haha”
In a shocking turn of events this past weekend, RFK Jr., has admitted to being the starting force behind Hurricane Milton.