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Schill rejoins a modern faculty comprised primarily of AI lecturers, sentient Lakefill geese and tenure-track professors kept alive on a combination of virgin blood and spite.
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From The Future: University President Finally Emerges From Deep Freezer After Ill-Fated Chill With Schill Event
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