Guy that Just Ghosted You Actually Taking Time for Himself, And Also For His Ex
“I think I really just needed some alone time,” says Adam Ghoul, standing outside of his ex-girlfriend’s apartment building.
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High School Senior Hunted Down and Publicly Shamed By President Schapiro After Accidentally Submitting “Why Northeastern” Application Essay
“I think it’s going to hurt the most vulnerable among the Northwestern Community: alumni that name drop Northwestern during every conversation and claim that the Ivy League is ‘a social construct.’”
What Ho! A Dame Hath Initiated Courtship!
After using your scholarly advice of presenting her with my own kerchief, I roused up the manly courage to tell her that I found her to be one of the most vexing maidens I hath laid mine eyes upon.
Instagram Announces that They’ll Automatically Block the Story Feature From All Theatre Kids Doing Takeovers On Opening Night
A whopping 78% actually report the accounts that posted the stories for spam content
Local Econ Bro Implodes After Being Asked “Why Can’t We Just Print More Money?”
The Evanston Fire Department arrived on scene immediately after Martin literally erupted in flames.
BREAKING: Chips Ahoy! Employees Test Negative for COVID-19, Positive for Scurvy
The highly complex testing process included having blood drawn, mopping the deck and sparring with a member of a feuding ship.
This Week’s Horoscopes: Celestial Bodies Predict Future with No Evidence!