Americans Reject Subtitles, Unless It’s to Understand the Accents on Love Island UK
Americans embrace subtitles to understand terms like “pied off,” “factor 50,” and “grafting.”
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Ask Flippy: This Crazy Chick Wants to “Define the Relationship” After 12 Years of Dating, What Do I Do?
Traditional labels like “boyfriend” or “significant other” are just so confining for a modern guy like myself.
Morty and ROTC to Unveil New “Hands-On” Study Abroad Program in Iran
After the wildly unsuccessful “Bay of Pigs Internship Program”, it’s only natural that administration is tightening their application requirements.
Ask Flippy: I’m Running to Norbucks, Want Anything?
If you don’t want caffeine, they have smoothies and stuff, too, I think.
Op-ed: It’s Not Fair That the “Cool Kids” Also Get to Be the “Hot Ones”, There’s No Temperature Left For the Rest of Us.
The Popular Kids are popular precisely because they’re simultaneously “cool” and “hot”. Well I don’t like that- so for once I’ve decided to support climate change.
Biden Suggests Having His “Techy” Niece Take a Crack at Iowa Voting App
“Why, back in nineteen-tickety-six if something broke, you fixed it. Simple as that. I don’t see what the hold-up is here,” said Biden. The former vice president then went on to tell a long-winded personal anecdote about his father’s days as a used car salesman.
From the Archives: Pete Buttigieg Announces Himself Valedictorian Before Grades Officially Released
The school announced Monday that the reporting of semester grades was delayed because of “inconsistencies” in some teachers’ grading.
McCormick Student Retakes Rice Purity Test, Finds Score Went Up
“When I came here, I had a purity score of 100,” attested Annie Eisenbower, McCormick ‘23, “but when I changed into my jammies, after a spirited debate about the role of metaphysics in the world of meta-metaphysics with some colleagues, it went up to 102.”
Ask Flippy: What’s a Simp And Why Does Everybody Keep Calling me One?
Jessica is just so beautiful and pretty and sexy and gorgeous and wonderful and sexy and hot
Ask Flippy: The Walmarts I’m Buying Keep Mysteriously Burning Down, How Do I Get a Property Loan?
They say that if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, but if you purchase a local Walmart franchise you effectively own all the fish within a two-mile radius.