The paranormal need to sample your drinking tendencies doesn’t care for your school’s non-denominational winter break one bit.
She so brilliantly did a quick WebMD search for me.
But what’s even crazier is that it seems like my work is at its peak when the coughs around me are particularly nasty. Or in simpler terms: the wetter the better!
The scene where the new a cappella recruits dance in the amphitheater is replaced by visions of upperclassmen belting off-key by the Willard piano. The Riff-Off just makes me think of prime time at Norbucks.
“I really don’t know the differences between a pyramid scheme and multi-level marketing. I’m not like you ivory-tower econ bros, who only fantasize about the supply-and-demand curves.”
The bottle had never tried anything like this before college, it said.
“Makes me sick that they think the quality of that boy’s skull is more important than football”
… and an email informing her that the math department had no choice but to fail her for all current and future classes.
Nathaniel Bittinger’s parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
They are a plague on this campus – the likes of which have never been and will never be seen again.