Like Horton, no one seems to believe that the collection of mold in my water bottle has gained consciousness and claimed me as their leader.
Growing up, weāre taught to clean up after ourselves. In school, weāre encouraged to leave places better than we found them. At restaurants, we stack our plates to make it easier for the staff to clear tables. I was once one to fulfill all these principles. A significant number of other people are as well, all in the name of being āconsiderate.ā My entire worldview changed while shopping with my cousin at Walmart one day. I knocked something off a
To be frank, you need to let go of this aesthetic in your mind. Your man is not cottagecore, he is an engineer.
I learned about how cock fighters are often mistreated due to their profession, and are called hateful names like āabuserā or āclucker fuckers.
It wasnāt easy. Sometimes, I felt my elbows revert to jogging elbows. But I re-focused and got back into my rhythm every time. I had some other struggles when I reached Chicago, such as bumping into people when I followed the lyrics of āslide to the left.ā I felt self-conscious when I had to clap my hands in rapid succession ā people definitely stared. Yet, through all those trials and tribulations, I persevered. When I completed those 26.2 miles, I cried tears of joy.
Cause you see, Iāve seen you men. You men, who mock your beautiful girlfriends and their Korean skincare collections, their pimple patches and their salicylic acid serums. And one day, when sheās had enough of you dipping into her Olaplex budget to buy battle passes, sheās going to look to someone who understands her. Someone who cares that Glossier just got added to Sephora. Someone that will, oh, I donāt know, rub her neck when sheās stressed out.
But seriously, even just writing about it, I am completely freaking out right now.
On January 6th, he had a chance to show off his gaming skills as he speedran right through the Capitol gates and clutched the 1v1 against the Capitol police.
3 hours later she pulls up in her ā11 Ford Focus RS and parks behind my momās Sienna. I let her in, and we sit down on the OFF-WHITE x IKEA couch. Iām playin bass stems off Donda 2 from my Kanye West Stem Player; just straight up babymakin music to get my girl HARD.
After the insane number of Zoom lectures that I attended during Covid, I should have died of boredom long ago, but I havenāt.