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Op-ed: The Growing Collection of Mold in My Water Bottle Has Gained Consciousness and Claimed Me as Their Leader

May 13, 2023 Zoe Kulick Leave a comment

Like Horton, no one seems to believe that the collection of mold in my water bottle has gained consciousness and claimed me as their leader.

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Breaking: Leaked Pictures Reveal New “Ryan Field” To Be Hunger Games Style Arena Where One Lucky Student On The Waitlist Will “Earn Their Spot”

May 11, 2023 Zoe Kulick Leave a comment

In response to Northwestern’s historically low acceptance rate this year, the administration has taken drastic measures regarding how they will hand out the coveted, and now very minimal, class of 2026 spots to those on the waitlist.

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5 Things That Are Considered Scary, But Nowhere Near As Terrifying As The Face A Guy Makes When He’s About To Kiss You

May 9, 2023 Flippy Leave a comment

It usually involves the life leaving his eyes (and going to his dick) leading to a blank stare and a gaping mouth.