“We are requiring BrewBike to close its stores in Evanston immediately because it is not essential now nor has it ever been essential”
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“Huh? I don’t remember what background anyone had. Besides, can’t you just set your virtual background to anything?”
With International Women’s Day right around the corner, we kinda recognized that having a womanizing playboy as a central character in the Avengers is not the move.
“If me and my husband are cute enough to get every conservative state but Alabama to run our wedding on children’s network television, Pete and Chasten are for sure cute enough for any other issues with his platform to just get totally overlooked.”
“When I came here, I had a purity score of 100,” attested Annie Eisenbower, McCormick ‘23, “but when I changed into my jammies, after a spirited debate about the role of metaphysics in the world of meta-metaphysics with some colleagues, it went up to 102.”
Jessica is just so beautiful and pretty and sexy and gorgeous and wonderful and sexy and hot
The CEO Outback Steakhouse denies all wrong-doing, claiming each time that the dishes were just “the marketing team having fun with alliteration” and had no relation to current events.
Some of America’s most coveted cultural traditions find their roots in a handful of these Burger King locales.
We’re not going to let little things like ‘journalistic integrity’ and ‘restraining orders’ stop us.
“I suppose I can’t say anything’s wrong…no, I literally can’t say anything’s wrong.”