Some of you came to college to make your parents proud or get silly little degrees in things like “Science” or “Reading”. Not me. I came here to play “The Game”.
Your grief overcomes you and you fall to your knees. It’s so Joever.
“It’s gotten so bad that I have mistaken multiple twinks for baddies”
When that no-longer-anonymous poll cycled around to questions on sexual orientation and gender identity, gay students faced a dilemma
“If the geese aren’t fat, they’re useless.”
Evan courageously took initiative and personally stood next to the Sphere for twenty four hours.
One day, everyone will forget about the Big Birdussy.
In light of the opening of “Chicken and Boba,” the new Chicken and Boba spot in Norris with quite possibly the most creative name of any shop ever to be named, here are several other creative names for your very own Chicken and Boba place.
The other night I found that he had painted my wall with dark red symbols. Also, he keeps leaving open food containers in the room.
Then just 10 minutes later, at 1:20 pm, an ungodly buzzing erupted throughout the room. But while everyone else was covering their ears, Baldwin was covering her mouth, trying to hide her cum face and mostly just ending up looking constipated.