Then just 10 minutes later, at 1:20 pm, an ungodly buzzing erupted throughout the room. But while everyone else was covering their ears, Baldwin was covering her mouth, trying to hide her cum face and mostly just ending up looking constipated.
When asked to comment, the stand-up comic maintained that a gentleman ânever bangs our Lord and tells”.
It usually involves the life leaving his eyes (and going to his dick) leading to a blank stare and a gaping mouth.
In a press conference, President Michael Schill expressed surprise at the criticism.
“…thin goes for the win.”
âFor all of the students rushing, itâs all about âbeing in the house where you belongâ and âfinding the house where youâre going to fit in,ââ Sandro explained. âThat is what this is about too. The presidential Palacio de Alvadora is not the right house for Lula.â
Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi expressed concern over this strategy of selection. âIâm just worried that if a Democrat wins, Republicans will throw another tantrum,â she remarked, trying to frantically re-download the app, but instead downloading Grindr. After hearing this statement, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert threw herself on the House Floor and began kicking and screaming.
Confused. Disturbed. Upset. These are how people felt after the incident this week at the TTK darty. Following the event last Saturday at TTK, several brothers are under fire for their poor bartending abilities after being unable to serve the âdrink of choiceâ of several attendees. Though the Panhellenic Council has asked for an apology, TTK has failed to issue a statement. Grant Liepzig, the brother manning the keg, stands by his tending-performance. More focused on âbringing good vibesâ than
e wanted to display real-life consequences to the unfortunate students who bombed last weekâs midterms. Groppenheimer claimed that he proved these students unfit to study engineering because âIf they had learned anything from my class, they wouldâve been able to fix the bikes.â
Itâs that time of year again. Leaves are turning hues of crimson, white girls are donning the baggy-sweater-and-leggings look, thereâs a chill in the air, and â your horny roommate is texting you âcan u stay out tonight?â for the fifth time this week. Thatâs right, youâve been sexiled. Your first instinct may be to get mad, but try to remain calm. Remember, roommates are people too! They have needs! What was your roommate supposed to do when he encountered