Breaking: Red Line Has Declared Independence
āAll these people wearing powdered wigs got onto my train car and just started debating and writing on some scroll of paper.ā
āAll these people wearing powdered wigs got onto my train car and just started debating and writing on some scroll of paper.ā
One committee member spent 69 hours weighing the pros and cons, and literally weighing the hairballs themselves, to determine the leader of the conference.
After Northwesternās humiliating loss to Southern Illinois University, the Ojibweāno longer wanting to associate with such an embarrassment of a football teamāpulled out from their weekly game-time land acknowledgment. A land acknowledgement, recognizing the ancestral land upon which a particular activity or sports event takes place, is typically conducted at halftime during Northwestern football games. Vice President and Associate Provost for Diversity and Inclusion and Chief Diversity Officer Dr. Robin Coleman spoke out regarding the confusing omission at Saturdayās game.
3 hours later she pulls up in her ā11 Ford Focus RS and parks behind my momās Sienna. I let her in, and we sit down on the OFF-WHITE x IKEA couch. Iām playin bass stems off Donda 2 from my Kanye West Stem Player; just straight up babymakin music to get my girl HARD.
After the insane number of Zoom lectures that I attended during Covid, I should have died of boredom long ago, but I havenāt.
āThat Gemini Manās been after my skin ever since we finished filming, but I never would have thought heād hit Chris Rock while I was practicing my acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror,ā Smith said.
āI canāt do this pushinā P shit anymore, man,ā the āLemonadeā rapper lamented through tears via Instagram Live earlier this morning. āAll I can get out is blood and little rocks, and the whole time it burns like hell – this aināt P, dude. Like, literally. Look at this. Does that look like P to you?.ā
Figora and Northwestern are not afraid to stand down in the face of danger
Each month, I will use my superb shut-up-and-grind capabilities to find different means of making up the extra rent. By July, I will have acquired thousands of new skills and g-g-g-g-god-like entrepreneurial savvy, the likes of which no Kellogg professor has ever encountered.
BublĆ© bares all with fans, expressing wishes likeĀ āa multi-seasonal careerā.