Ask Flippy: What Comes After The “Hands On Head” Portion of the Macarena? I Have A Wedding in 2 Hours
I don’t want to look foolish in front of Aunt Myrna.
Category Archives: No. 357
Trojan Releases New Aphrodisiac: “You’re Both the Same Age in an Airport”
This November, prepare your minds and loins for Trojan Airport: the only aphrodisiac that simulates the untapped sexual desire of seeing a person the same age as you at an airport.
Congress Decides to Choose Speaker of the House Based on Twitter Poll
Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi expressed concern over this strategy of selection. “I’m just worried that if a Democrat wins, Republicans will throw another tantrum,” she remarked, trying to frantically re-download the app, but instead downloading Grindr. After hearing this statement, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert threw herself on the House Floor and began kicking and screaming.