“I’ve been a fan of the Superballs series since probably day one,” said Usher in an exclusive Skype interview. “Being the first official halftime headliner of Superballs is a dream come true for me. That’s honestly the only reason why I said yes to the Super Bowl, because I knew that the Superballs call was right around the corner.”
In honor of Bee-One-Gee basketball starting up again, our dedicated sports journalists here at The Flipside asked our own Wildcat Men’s Basketball Team where they were when Gene Wilder died. Brooks Barnhizer: I was at home with my family, when suddenly we got the call to turn the TV on to the news. I almost couldn’t believe my eyes, that he was really gone. I knew right then and there that our country would never be the same. Ty Berry:
“I mean, it was probably one of the weirdest films I’ve ever seen. Like I was cringing in the theater,” she continued, without knowing that the bus fire will claim Amanda as its only casualty.
The statement claimed that the editors of the paper had experienced a “severe lapse in judgment” and that they were “listening and learning” from their “oopsie-daisy uh-oh spaghettio 😢” (emoji included in the statement).
“If I get arrested one more time, my parents are gonna cut my allowance to only 5k a month.”
Cause you see, I’ve seen you men. You men, who mock your beautiful girlfriends and their Korean skincare collections, their pimple patches and their salicylic acid serums. And one day, when she’s had enough of you dipping into her Olaplex budget to buy battle passes, she’s going to look to someone who understands her. Someone who cares that Glossier just got added to Sephora. Someone that will, oh, I don’t know, rub her neck when she’s stressed out.
I don’t want to look foolish in front of Aunt Myrna.
“He literally said his favorite movie was the Zapruder film! I had no idea what that was, so I excused myself to head to the bathroom to Google it and dipped as soon as I found out what it was. What a freak!”
stated Ye in an Instagram caption. “I’VE PARTNERED WITH THE PEOPLE OVER AT TOOTHTUNES FOR AN EXCLUSIVE DONDA 3 LISTENING EXPERIENCE ONLY TO BE ENJOYED FOR 2 MINUTES TWICE A DAY.”
“I guess I just didn’t expect my residents to be that unable to get laid.”