Fear not, sports fans: Smashmaxxx Studios, the adult film studio behind such classics as “Meat Masters Oil Wrestling Part XXVI” and “Oops! All Step-Siblings!” will continue their trend of releasing Super Bowl-themed porn parodies, with “Superballs: Queefs vs 69ers” to premiere mere minutes after the conclusion of Sunday’s game.

“We’ve been listening to the fans, and this is what they seem to be responding to,” stated the CEO of Smashmaxxx, who refused to speak to Flipside unless we referred to him by his pseudonym, “Bonejack Horsecock.”

“Our most watched film last year was our parody of the 2023 Super Bowl, “Kans-ASS vs Phila-DICK-phia,” so it makes sense that we would want to continue to expand the franchise. Hey, are you guys recording this? While you’re here, does this nipple ring look infected?”

Surprisingly, musician Usher, who is set to headline Sunday’s halftime show, will also be featured as the halftime entertainment for Superballs.

“I’ve been a fan of the Superballs series since probably day one,” said Usher in an exclusive Skype interview. “Being the first official halftime headliner of Superballs is a dream come true for me. That’s honestly the only reason why I said yes to the Super Bowl, because I knew that the Superballs call was right around the corner.”

When asked if his Superballs performance would have more of an erotic tone compared to the regular Superbowl show, Usher responded, “No. Why would you ask that? No,” and then blocked us on Skype.