Category Archives: Opinion

Op-Ed: Why Crumbing Your Nature Valley Granola Bar On The Floor Of Shepard Lounge Promotes Job Security

Growing up, weā€™re taught to clean up after ourselves. In school, weā€™re encouraged to leave places better than we found them. At restaurants, we stack our plates to make it easier for the staff to clear tables. I was once one to fulfill all these principles. A significant number of other people are as well, all in the name of being ā€œconsiderate.ā€ My entire worldview changed while shopping with my cousin at Walmart one day. I knocked something off a

Op-Ed: I Found Out Dance Marathon Wasn’t An Actual Marathon AFTER Doing The Cha-Cha Slide For 26.2 Miles

It wasnā€™t easy. Sometimes, I felt my elbows revert to jogging elbows. But I re-focused and got back into my rhythm every time. I had some other struggles when I reached Chicago, such as bumping into people when I followed the lyrics of ā€œslide to the left.ā€ I felt self-conscious when I had to clap my hands in rapid succession ā€“ people definitely stared. Yet, through all those trials and tribulations, I persevered. When I completed those 26.2 miles, I cried tears of joy.

Op-Ed: In A World Full Of ā€œTits Or Ass,ā€ Be A Lymph Nodes Guy

Cause you see, Iā€™ve seen you men. You men, who mock your beautiful girlfriends and their Korean skincare collections, their pimple patches and their salicylic acid serums. And one day, when sheā€™s had enough of you dipping into her Olaplex budget to buy battle passes, sheā€™s going to look to someone who understands her. Someone who cares that Glossier just got added to Sephora. Someone that will, oh, I donā€™t know, rub her neck when sheā€™s stressed out.

Op-ed: Regular Social Media Doesnā€™t Fuel My Superiority Complex Anymore, So You Can Now Only Find Me on Goodreads and Letterboxd

Itā€™s important to me that when people stalk me on the internet they think ā€œWow, I bet she really understands the importance of symbolism,ā€ and ā€œDo you think she actually followed what was going on in ā€˜Inception,ā€™ because it kind of seems like it?ā€

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