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Northwestern Student’s Unique Accommodation: “I’m Allergic To Any Dorms That Don’t Rhyme With Kincoln Or Lemperā€

Northwestern prides itself on being very accessible and accommodating studentsā€™ needs, no matter what they are. However, one studentā€™s recent accommodation has administration racing to research this unique condition. “I’m allergic to any dorms that don’t rhyme with Kincoln or Lemper,ā€ a rising sophomore claimed. The student further explained that he needs to be placed in dorms that specifically fit this designation, or else there would be serious consequences. ā€œI would probably spontaneously combust,ā€ the student said, when asked what