VeggieTales Officially Incorporated into Biblical Canon
Diehard supporters of the Eucharist reject the pious produce, claiming that the only food group that can be connected to God is flaccid bread.
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Op-ed: Regular Social Media Doesnât Fuel My Superiority Complex Anymore, So You Can Now Only Find Me on Goodreads and Letterboxd
Itâs important to me that when people stalk me on the internet they think âWow, I bet she really understands the importance of symbolism,â and âDo you think she actually followed what was going on in âInception,â because it kind of seems like it?â
From the Archives: Imhotep Chalamet Looked Sooooo Toned at the CowMonkeyTurtleDragonfly Awards
âThe scarab-beetle black of the tunic really made his pale, malnourished face pop.â
Will Smith Announces It Was ACTUALLY the Gemini Man Who Slapped Chris Rock
âThat Gemini Manâs been after my skin ever since we finished filming, but I never would have thought heâd hit Chris Rock while I was practicing my acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror,â Smith said.
Gunna Announces Kidney Stone Diagnosis, to Take Hiatus from Pushing Pee
âI canât do this pushinâ P shit anymore, man,â the âLemonadeâ rapper lamented through tears via Instagram Live earlier this morning. âAll I can get out is blood and little rocks, and the whole time it burns like hell – this ainât P, dude. Like, literally. Look at this. Does that look like P to you?.â