Ask Flippy: If You’re Gonna Use my Famous 400-Term Quizlet to get an A in Psych 110 Without Asking, Could You At Least Leave a 5-Star Review?
I feel kinda awkward saying this and I really hope you don’t get offended, but I just have to get it off my chest: You used my 400-Term Quizlet to get an A in Psych 110 without asking me and even worse, you didn’t take the time to leave a 5-star review. You see, Flippy, Quizlet is my main source of income. I make around 10 Quizlets for every class and according to the company, I am a “top creator,” because my sets get upwards of 12 studiers every day. They pay me in motivational quotes and cases of Celsius. I was hoping to receive a free Quizlet+ subscription when they contacted me because you can hardly do anything on that website anymore unless you are paying extra, but unfortunately, they said they did not have the budget for that. Nonetheless, they give me bonuses based on how well my sets are doing so if you could please leave a review saying that you got an A on the test and maybe also compliment my casual but informative tone, that would be much appreciated. I really hope we can move past this and be friends.
A 4.0 GPA (that’s all you need to know about me)
Dear 4.0 GPA,
First of all, thanks for the Quizlet. It really helped. Second of all—and I know this is harsh, but I feel you deserve to know—you are a loser. Who the hell has time to make a 400-term Quizlet? Also, it sorta sounds like Quizlet is scamming you and maybe you should just get a regular job. Respectfully, associating with a nerd like you would completely blow my reputation so unfortunately, I will not be leaving any sort of review. I really hope this is a wake-up call.
Get a life,