Continuing its history of in-depth investigative reporting, The Flipside has recovered this post from Northwestern’s “Free & For Sale” Facebook group after the Admissions Office hacked the user’s profile.

Hi everyone, I’m transferring to USC next semester so I’m selling some stuff. Message me 4 more info

• Canada Goose jacket, size S $1000 OBO – tbh lost it at the Deuce once but in decent condition
• Sorel snow boots size 7
• Black ski mask
• Humidifier – think it’s from CVS idk
• Sun therapy lamp
• 3 wool infinity scarves from the Gap, originally $20 now $7 each or $15 for all 3
• Stockpile of Sudafed (for colds, or meth)
• Heated mattress pad
• My 5 remaining sessions at CAPS (my therapist is like super nice lol)
• Lots of wool socks, $3 each
• All of my notes from EA
• 2 oversize knit sweaters from Envy, statement necklaces not included
• 6 month prescription for Prozac
• 1 broken spirit

Also, is anyone flying out of O’Hare tomorrow morning? Looking to share a cab :)