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Prospective Student Who Has Never Had Sex Brags about How Much Sex Heā€™ll Have

EVANSTON — At dining halls across campus, conversations among visiting prospective students soon transitioned from ACT scores and other colleges under consideration to the inevitable pressure to demonstrate how cool they are. Research from the Flipside Institute of Statisticology suggests that only one in fifty students will remember someone next year that they met on admitted student day. Some incidents of actually recalling the other personā€™s name have been reportedā€”both during Wildcat Days and months later. Facing these daunting odds,