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Palin Memoir to Include Color-By-Numbers, Hidden Pictures

JUNEAU, AKā€”Former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has finished writing her memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life. Originally slated to be a 400-page chronicle of Palinā€™s political and personal life, the memoir underwent a complete overhaul of its content and scope, leading to its completion months ahead of schedule. ā€œThe initial intent of the memoir was to touch upon Palinā€™s personal beliefs, family life, and experiences growing up in Alaska and in politics,ā€ said Maria Tonne, a spokesperson

Palin Suffering from Post-Election Tourette’s Syndrome

JUNEAU, AKā€”Alaska Governor and former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin is suffering from Post-Traumatic Election Touretteā€™s Syndrome, say doctors at Juneau Central Medical Center. The Governor was rushed to the hospital from her hometown of Wasilla on Wednesday, January 28th and has been observation ever since. ā€œI saw her walking down the street, and went over to give her a hello, and all she could say was ā€˜Maverick maverick 9/11 terrorist Joe sixpack.ā€™ I was so confused,ā€ said Wasilla resident and