In honor of sorority recruitment this past weekend, here are seven statement necklaces making statements.

“Gwyneth Paltrow is neither outrageous nor ridiculous.”

‘My favorite Essie nail polish is “Bikini So Teeny.”‘

“Diet Coke is my life blood.”

“Kourtney is the most underrated Kardashian.”

“I have over one hundred likes on my cover photo.”

“Her eyebrow game is on fleek.”

“The War of 1812 had several underlying causes but was directly related to American expansionism and British support of Indian raids.”